Category Archives: News

Kellyanne Conway: What A Fucking Cunt!™

I know it’s her job as Donald Trump‘s campaign manager to defend her employer, but Kellyanne Conway‘s capacity and evident relish for lying is beyond anything I have experienced with my own eyes and ears. At first, the lying and … Continue reading

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Men And Estrogen

Did you know that the average man has more estrogen than a post-menopausal woman? This seems to have major implications. But before I contemplate them, let’s remember that as men age, their testosterone levels fall, just as estrogen levels fall … Continue reading

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I Speak Four Languages!

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Look At My Jews Over Here!

Leonard Cohen has a new record coming out, and at 82, he reveals in a new interview that he is “ready to die.” Meanwhile, Bob Dylan has won the Nobel Prize for literature. You may not care for either artist … Continue reading

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While the news tonight is all about Trump‘s history as a sexual predator, I have trouble remembering that just yesterday I was trying to view him with compassion. I was trying to view him through a different lens: He is … Continue reading

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Melania Grabs a Pussy-Bow Blouse: She Vill Heet You Ten Times Harder!

I was alerted by my friend Shannon that Melania Trump‘s debate-wear tonight was Gucci’s $1,100 “Pussy-Bow Shirt.” It took me a minute to grasp the significance of Melania’s choice,  annoyed as I was that this bitch would try to spoil … Continue reading

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Mike Pence: What A Fucking Cunt!™

Mike Pence makes me want to be a Black Panther. He is everything I hate about white Christian middle America. Smug, intolerant, superior, small-minded, sanctimonious and full of shit. God, what a cunt. He looks and acts like a 50’s … Continue reading

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Fuck It, Let’s Get Back to Angelina

We have waited patiently for news on the Brad and Angie front, and while there’s no dirt beyond the fake “insiders are saying” stories, here’s something wonderful: Angelina is in early negotiations to star in the Afghanistan war drama “Shoot … Continue reading

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Let’s Take A Moment To Thank Brad And Angie

When I heard this morning that Brad and Angie are getting divorced, I was filled with a deep joy that spread through my being like one of Sting’s tantric orgasms, only better. Who among us has not been waiting for … Continue reading

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Is Everyone Insane?

Can we just admit that Trump is ruining our lives? Every day, every hour, it’s non-stop Trump. It’s killing me, but I can’t stop looking for new lies to flip out about, new insults to our intelligence, new interviews with … Continue reading

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