Alex Wang expects you to pay $395 for a pair of jeans with a swipe of paint down the sides.
“These dirty-wash straight-leg jeans feature foil accents at the sides. 5-pocket styling and single-button closure. Mild distressing and worn edges.”
As if, Alex. You are THIS CLOSE to being Cunt of the Week™.
He thought I’d make fun of this “sock boot” by combining a lace-up shoe with a folded-over top and a knee high boot. And he was so desperate to get a reaction from me that he even added a silver metal toe thing.
No dice, Alex. I’m not taking the bait. You’ll have to get someone else this time. ($925 at Shopbop)
Yes, I have entered another contest at Refinery 29. All I have to do is come up with the best outfit for an outdoor party. Simple, right? Outdoor parties are my fucking life!
The prize is a bottle of the “ultimate pink” nail polish by Deborah Lippman.
Look how that bitch above me has to “throw on” her shoes right after I said I’d “throw on” my Wangs. What a copycat!
