Here is Erin Wasson enjoying the triumph of her awful fashion show. How can you even calculate the horror? Begin with the hat, I guess, and work your way down.
These sweatpants are like a little piece of Erin Wasson….a soupcon of Erin Wasson. They simply offend on every level. The exciting thing about them is that they’re unflattering from every view. $75 at Revolve.
Sea of Shoes continues her reign of terror by designing a coat for Gryphon, a perfectly nice fashion line until now. Without ever meeting in person, Sea was able to transmit her design for the hideous coat she is modeling in this photo. Note the awkward bell sleeves and icky attached pouch. If that’s not enough for you, Sea and Mom have SIGNED A BOOK DEAL! Isn’t that fabulous?!?
Sea won’t publish your comments, you stupid peons, but you can leave them here. I’ll go first.
Wow, awful coat, way to go! OMG, I heard about your book deal and asked myself, Where’s my book deal?? I wish I had an angle, like millions of shoes or a weird thing with my mom! Love, SW
Okay, you thought you’d seen everything after those horrible muffin-jeans, but check out the Sneaker Jeans, again from our visionary friends at Karmaloop. Laces, grommets AND zippers!
WHY?
When Carine Roitfeld looks this awful, I can only feel great! I’m pretty sure we’re the same age, and I’m sick of being envious. You go and look wrinkly, Carine! And wear more stupid get-ups like this one!
(Nope, it’s not Halloween in this picture, it’s an art opening in NYC “curated” by her son Vladimer.)
