Posts Tagged ‘awful clothes’

What the Hell?

Wednesday, August 11th, 2010

What’s wrong with this picture?

Nothing, until you find out it’s a one-piece “romper.”

Isn’t that just inexplicably horrible?!

I’m not sure why it’s so horrible, but the first thing that comes to mind for some reason is the problem of getting undressed with a lover.  The shock, the confusion….IT’S ONE PIECE! Eooowwwww.

And you can’t even pull up the saggy jeans with a belt. It just creeps me out.

If you’re creeped out too, can you explain why?

Now With Twice The Horror

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

Here is Erin Wasson enjoying the triumph of her awful fashion show. How can you even calculate the horror? Begin with the hat, I guess, and work your way down.

These sweatpants are like a little piece of Erin Wasson….a soupcon of Erin Wasson. They simply offend on every level. The exciting thing about them is that they’re unflattering from every view. $75 at Revolve.

Comments For Jane 1/7/10

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

Sea of  Shoes continues her reign of terror by designing a coat for Gryphon, a perfectly nice fashion line until now. Without ever meeting in person, Sea was able to transmit her design for the hideous coat she is modeling in this photo. Note the awkward bell sleeves and icky attached pouch.  If that’s not enough for you, Sea and Mom have SIGNED A BOOK DEAL!  Isn’t that fabulous?!?

Sea won’t publish your comments, you stupid peons, but you can leave them here.  I’ll go first.

Wow, awful coat, way to go! OMG, I heard about your book deal and asked myself, Where’s my book deal??  I wish I had an angle, like millions of shoes or a weird thing with my mom! Love, SW

Godawful Jeans Alert

Saturday, December 26th, 2009

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Okay, you thought you’d seen everything after those horrible muffin-jeans, but check out the Sneaker Jeans, again from our visionary friends at Karmaloop. Laces, grommets AND zippers!

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WHY?

Thank You, Carine!

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

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When Carine Roitfeld looks this awful, I can only feel great! I’m pretty sure we’re the same age, and I’m sick of being envious. You go and look wrinkly, Carine! And wear more stupid get-ups like this one!

(Nope, it’s not Halloween in this picture, it’s an art opening in NYC “curated” by her son Vladimer.)

Looking Stupid at Two Price-Points

Monday, June 29th, 2009

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Here is an awful stupid top with a horse on it, for $55 at Revolve Clothing.

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If you prefer spending the big bucks on something awful and stupid, Stella McCartney nails it with this knit dress, at her online shop for $1,145.

* Do you hate to hear “price-point?” Me too! I was being ironic.