Tag Archives: crap
In my continuing effort to make life livable, I’ve sunk to self-help books. It’s a poignant conundrum. The more you succumb to self-help books, the more of a loser you are, by definition. Still. I have high hopes for The … Continue reading
I was absolutely thrilled when I first saw this little Handbag Raincoat at Shopbop. It’s such an obvious solution to the problem of shielding your nice handbag from the rain! Why didn’t anyone come up with this sooner?? Think of … Continue reading
Can you believe how ugly these are? I really am almost speechless. It would be like shoving your feet into dead animal carcasses and expecting everyone to admire you for it. Why the silver studded ’embellishment?’ Is it supposed to … Continue reading
How much would it take to get you to see The Butler? For me, $500. Before you answer, remember, it even has Robin Williams! State your price.
“Layered stitching lends a repaired look to these slim, two-tone skinny pants from 3.1 Phillip Lim, while tied sleeves and a sweater overlay add a clever element.” Got that? These pants have a sweater SEWN ON to them! You … Continue reading
Before you complain about the $13,776 price tag, consider the close-up view of this vest: “Take your ___ cues from ___ and wear this ___ style with ____ attitude – think ___ pants and ____ heels.” Replace the missing words (the ones … Continue reading
It’s official: Monkeys are the new black. The earrings above are sold out at net-a-porter, even though they just appeared on the website. Shit! Time waits for no man at net-a-porter. This monkey necklace is also sold out! You’ve just … Continue reading
These Al Wang slit-knee jeans are worth $345 because __________________. at Shopbop ~ *this post is for David Duff, who models his new sarong here.
Jane Pratt has finally launched her new online magazine and I want to know why something so awful and pointless can even get off the ground. Everything about it is stupid and bad. And where’s Tavi?? Remember when this was … Continue reading