Just in for fall winter 2015-2016 are these inexplicable sandals by DSquared.
Here are its ‘features’ as written on shoescribe.com:
And yet that tells us nothing. We need those proselytizing editors at net-a-porter to truly capture the atrocity on display here. It’s a biker-cowboy-bondadge mash-up that no one could or should walk in. They don’t even tell you how high that heel is.
Would anyone like to write the editorial description designed to sell (or even explain) this tragic eyesore?