“Whenever One Door Closes, Another One Opens”
Sunday, June 22nd, 2008
The results are in. I have learned that I am too old and cranky to model for a camera, not to mention changing outfits. Notice how these overalls make me look like I’m wearing jodhpurs. I look like a hippo. No matter how many times I am forced to whine that “I’m not fat in real life” god has decided to make me sound like a lying hippo.
Whosoever wants these overalls and wears a US 4 is welcome to them. They have little zips at the ankles, so being short might be a problem. Simply write a nice compliment about hippos and you win!
Here is what happened another time I tried to model.
Oh well. Next time I decide to model something, I will fucking well put on a girdle or truss or something.
On a brighter note, I just found out here that the FIT Museum is putting together an exhibit called “Dark Glamour”, devoted to the gothic in fashion. Thank you, Susan! This is all the excuse I need to plan a trip to New York.
