Remember the last time we struggled with this?
On the one hand, this guy is dressed like a clown. On the other hand, he projects intelligence, confidence and a rakish challenge.
Do you want to grab his jacket and run? Or would you rather go back to his studio and play with his hair?
This is Dimitri Alexandrou. Some of you prefer more rugged, masculine houseboys, so help yourself to the new candidates.
Here’s a hunk of tattooed burning love. Don’t know his name, don’t care. He’ll need to keep his hands off my earrings.
Sylvain Norget looks like he means business. I can imagine him with a vacuum cleaner. I like it.
Daniel is a model and not really my type. But when I look into his eyes, I see him serving drinks and fluffing pillows.
What about this guy? Long hair to play with but enough manly pride to fold laundry with military precision.
Shah Rukh Khan is an Indian movie star ( I think) but I would like to see him lounging around after washing my hair.
I can’t resist a man in a dress. This may actually be my ideal houseboy. He doesn’t look judgemental: a plus!
Houseboy Sasha Marini is kind of sickening on the one hand, yet one might enjoy a scuffle with him as you try to get him to shave. I don’t know. Your call.
Now we’re talking. Francis Lane is the exact combination of youth and androgynous beauty that my house needs. I’d like to see him wearing embroidered satin slippers as he sweeps away the dog hair. I would even get him a feather duster!
Let me know if you found anything you like.
I don’t know where you live, but Los Angeles is hot and sweaty in August. I need a Houseboy to fan me while I sip a cold drink. Jo Dong Hyuk looks like a highly accomplished Houseboy, don’t you think?
But look at Greg Kheel.
Greg seems like a versatile Houseboy who wouldn’t mind dressing up if the situation demands. In fact, I would be happy to let him raid my closet when he’s done with his chores.
Finally, there’s Renato Ferreira.
He’s young, sure, but I think he would bring a spirituality to his tasks. He can even wear the necklace if it doesn’t get in the way.
See anything you like?
*If you know of any worthy houseboys of this caliber, feel free to submit pictures to sisterwolf666@gmail.com and I can include them with the next batch.
He’s hot, Asian, and androgynous.
He’s friends with Andrej. Maybe they talk about their hair?
If the Lord didn’t want me to long for David Chiang, He wouldn’t have given me eyes.
It’s not often that I feel so conflicted about a man’s attractiveness.
On the one hand, he’s so…but on the other hand, he’s kind of…
What’s your vote?
(*via The Satorialist. Gott sei Dank, er ist nicht verrückt.)
If it’s not some troll taunting me fives times a day, it’s some guy threatening to sue me, or a new stack of unpayable bills or a photo like this one, of the Man Repeller’s friends.
I hope David Carlo Photography doesn’t mind me borrowing his picture here. It helps to illustrate why I don’t “get” the Man Repeller and why I feel more and more like a stranger in a strange land.
The best way to counter these feelings of existential malaise is a sedative and a long thoughtful look at Godfrey Gao.
He is set to be the first Asian male supermodel. He is 6′4″ and loves to cook. Let’s all forget our troubles for a moment and just be present, ahem. I know Godfrey would want that.
Short hair, long hair, it’s all good.
Crazy hair, too.
Oh, fuck it. I really like long hair.
This one’s a little David Lee Roth, and yet….it works.
Miles is nothing but pure yummy. Remember?
Right?
This one is making me forget about Miles. He’s a model from the Gilded Age SS-11 runway show, but I feel certain he’s also highly intelligent.
Who can resist a man in a wedding gown?! Not me.
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Tomorrow I’m going to gather the Clueless Goth contestants, so hurry up if you want to get in on it. (I may even try it myself if I can get off my ass for a change.)
Last night, my husband expressed his disappreciation of the acting on True Blood. I agree that the acting is terrible. But I suggested to him that it might be worthwhile to see Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer having sex, given their hotness.
My husband claimed to have no interest at all in a sex tape with Bill and Sookie. Upon reflection, I wondered if I wanted to see any celebrities having sex. If you’ve seen the Pam and Tommy opus, you know exactly what I mean, right? It’s just tragic and disgusting.
Are there any celebrities whose sex tapes would appeal to you? Angie and Brad, maybe? Or is it all just awful?
When we look for Houseboys, we are demanding, even though it’s hard to find good help and vice versa.
We look for a certain attitude first. Dominant but servile. Masculine but sensitive. Then we make sure he has strong legs, because he’ll be scurrying around all day, freshening our drinks and fluffing the pillows.
We ask him if he minds dressing up, because a good Houseboy is obedient but also playful.
Finally, we make sure we can take him out on social occasions. That’s about it. Oh wait, did I forget about cooking and cleaning? Those are good skills to have, but not as important and enthusiasm, multitasking and being a team player!
