Godammit, I’m Mad!

When we look for Houseboys, we are demanding, even though it’s hard to find good help and vice versa.

We look for a certain attitude first. Dominant but servile. Masculine but sensitive. Then we make sure he has strong legs, because he’ll be scurrying around all day, freshening our drinks and fluffing the pillows.

We ask him if he minds dressing up, because a good Houseboy is obedient but also playful.

Finally, we make sure we can take him out on social occasions. That’s about it. Oh wait, did I forget about cooking and cleaning? Those are good skills to have, but not as important and enthusiasm, multitasking and being a team player!

At times, it suits them, don’t you think?

Meet the next Johnny Depp. His name is Karl and he’s only 18. But he’s 6′ 2″.  He has “walked” for John Galliano and he can walk for me in my dreams seems like a very nice young man.

What’s not to love about Karl?

When this skirt suit by Thom Browne sold out at Gilt Group (reduced to $1,288) fashion blogs got all excited.

What’s the surprise all about? The men I know LOVE Thom Browne.

Let’s see, men famous for wearing skirts:  David Bowie, Mick Jagger, David Beckham.  Okay, then! I’d like to see more guys wearing skirts.  They are welcome to my skirts too, since I’m not going to wear them any time soon.

A man wearing a skirt says to me: “I’m confident, I’m rebellious, come and get it!”

There are far worse things for men to wear,  starting with baseball hats or Metallica T-shirts. What other fashion advice do you have for men, anyone out there?

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In other news, Rachel Bilson (whoever she is) was robbed, and They took all her Chanel! Boo hoo!  This is a travesty, you just don’t do it, you don’t take someone’s Chanel.  Rachel, my heart goes out to you!  How about buying some Chanel crap from me?

$120 each piece, plus US  shipping, Rachel, and guaranteed authentic.  Hurry up, before They come for my Chanel, too.