I am the Meanest Person Alive
Wednesday, May 28th, 2008A close friend was asked her opinion of a profile for a “dating site” by a guy she barely knows. She showed it to me and we laughed our heads off. We are just a couple of cunts. It can’t be helped. She told the guy that his profile was great and that “the hotties will flock to him.”
Here it is, unedited.
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I work hard during the week in London, i enjoy visiting bars and clubs likemahiki, nobo, pigall, jazz clubs, salsa bars, fantastic restaurants,cocktailbars. I go to the gym two to three times a week. Love the beach,bit of a sun bum.
Flewn around the Statue of Liberty and over New York in a helicopter - MetAnt & Dec and various pop stars like Ashanti at the CD UK studios - Sat next to Jools Holland as he played at a concert - Met Frank Lampard and John Terry at the Chelsea training ground - Worked for ond of the British Touring Car teams -Had my own business at 21 - sailed in wild seas on a catameran of the coast of Cuba - parascended off the coast of Tunisia - Flewn in the****pit of a big passenger plane when it came into land at Gran Canaria -
Watched Spain versus England with Howard from Take That in a bar in Spain -Eaten sugar straight from a sugar beat plantation - driven one of the fastest passenger power boats - as i was goind along on my jet ski off the coast of Florida dolphins strted to spring out the wter nd followed me - put on concerts.
favourite book - alchamist. favourite film - jerry mcquire “show me the money”
I like to make the most of life and quite like the finer things in life but i also like stuff like sitting in a field, having a picnic and picking out shapes in the clouds - i love the beach - really like trying different restaurants - enjoy curling up on the sofa and watching a good film - i love cuddles - im an affectionate guy- kind hearted - love a bit of romance.