Posts Tagged ‘Karmaloop’
Footwear That Dare Not Speak Its Name
Monday, March 29th, 2010
Will you look at this shit? Is it a shoe or a boot or something else that never should have happened?
It’s by Jeffrey Campbell, duh, and it’s called “The Knee High Iconic Gladiator” and here I forget the last word, either shoe or boot.
The worst thing is that I meant to post this yesterday and NOW THIS ICONIC-WHATEVER IS COMPLETELY SOLD OUT!
Please forgive me! It was at Karmaloop. God. Am I Cunt of the Week now?
Almost Prada, And Yet…
Tuesday, December 8th, 2009
At first glance, the Obscene Boot by Jeffrey Campbell looks like an almost acceptable knock-off of those stupid thigh high garter boots by Prada. But then….
the horror of the side view! Jesus! This kind of thing could cause a cardiac arrest.
Somewhere, there’s a fashion blog with a photo of these boots and a caption saying “Love! Must have.”
The Holy Grail or Damn Near
Saturday, November 7th, 2009
Aren’t these jeans from Karmaloop breathtaking?! I would wear them just to acquire a nice diamond-shape pattern on my legs. Or to impress my friends with the little blobs of fat that stick out through the holes.
Nothing cheers me up like a browse through the wonderland that is Karmaloop. Complete this sentence:
These jeans would be great for —————————.
