Mr. Palin responded to Obama’s speech last night with characteristic aplomb. I love her little head movements at around 1:28. At around 5:03, we get “government takeover and mandation of healthcare.”
I also enjoyed the newly inflated lips!
P.S. The drinking word is disconnect.
As McCain aid Steve Schmidt revealed on 60 Minutes, Mrs. Palin struggled to get Senator Biden’s name right, so she was advised to just call him Joe. Watch her screw up and call him “O’Biden” during this clip from their debate.
Haha Sarah, you ignorant slut! Never change; you are perfect just the way you are.
So much to love here! “How come nobody asked whether Joe Biden has the experience?” Hahahahahahaha!
I’m sorry, I just can’t enough of this crazy bitch! She’s so full of shit when she talks about her “faith!.” Please enjoy.
Times are hard but there is joy if you look for it. Spend a moment with Andrew Halcro…..
Mrs. Palin’s tour bus arrives at Grand Rapids, MI, for her first book-signing appearance. Enlarge the picture to enjoy its full impact.
Finish this sentence:
“I’m carrying Trig because ——————————————.”
Again, I am offering the Dead Sweater to the winner. It is size small. (Honeypants won it in the Guess Which Shopbop Girl contest, but since she is busty, she gets some fabulous vintage jewelry from the Sister Wolf’s Hoarded Fashion Collection™ )
This is the prize:
As we all take cover from the media blitz surrounding the publication of Mrs. Palin’s “book,” it’s fun to recall our favorite Palinisms from the campaign. This video makes me feel kind of nostalgic…
Another antidote to “Going Rogue”: Check out the new book “Going Rouge,” a collection of essays about the real horror of Mrs. P, by writers like Matt Taibbi, Gloria Steinem, Frank Rich and Naomi Klein.
Please rise and join me in prayer:
Dear lord,
Preventeth me from giveth-ing in to temptation and watching that perfidious concubine on Oprah. Amen.
As we all know, Mrs. Palin is not really Trig’s mother, but now the word is that even Bristol isn’t his real mom!
Trig Truthers are going berserk, in the wake of Levi’s public statement that Trig isn’t Bristol’s baby. One of the foremost anti-Palin blogs, The Immoral Majority, states that the secret of Trig’s birth is EVEN WEIRDER! If you read the comment thread there, you will discover several wonderful conspiracy theories regarding Trig’s parentage, including the following:
1. Trig is the result of an affair between Levi’s mother Sherry and Todd Palin. Ooooooh! If only!
2. Trig is the result of an affair between Sherry and Track Palin, who was subsequently hustled off into the army.
3. Trig is the child of some unwed mother who was acquired by Mrs. Palin in anticipation of the VP campaign.
There are plenty of other convoluted stories, many of which include the notion that Bristol was indeed pregnant but had an abortion on a trip to New York with Mrs. P. Bristol’s mysterious absence from school and her bulging belly (in dated photos) help to lend credence to this part of the story. Beyond that, the possibilities are endless.
Andrew Sullivan has been a stubborn Trig Truther since the beginning, and now he’s back on board, pointing out the discrepancies in Mrs. P’s latest version of how she learned of Trig’s Down Syndrome. The right wing will mock him again, but it’s great to see he’s still on the case.
All I know for sure is that the story of Mrs. Palin’s wacky secret pregnancy is another one of her stupid self-serving lies, and if that bitch is Trig’s mother, I’m the Queen of Sheba.
In an article she wrote about her beloved dad, Chuck Heath, Mrs. Palin wrote:
“Mr. Heath is grandpa to 12 fortunate young Alaskans, having an especially unique bond with his autistic eight-year-old grandson. From the first born, Track, on down, to Bristol, Willow, Piper lndi, McKinley, Happy, Karcher, Lauden, Payton, Keir, Heath and Tico.”
Hahahaha! Where’s Donner and Blitzen?!
via Palingates
Mrs. Palin has over 800,000 fans on Facebook, where she posted a note today, asking people to watch racist crybaby Glen Beck on Fox news. Glenn’s corporate sponsors have been pulling their ads due to public pressure.
Here is a sample of the 3,471 comments to Mrs. P’s note:
How can we possibly reach the scrambled minds of people like Kathleen Thompson Papp? Let’s try!
Dear Kathleen,
What the hell is your problem? Do you know anything about Hitler? Do you know the difference between fascism and socialism? Why do you identify with Mrs. Palin? She would shoot your dog if it had antlers! Please put down that bacon cheeseburger and read some world history. God help you if you’re priced out of decent health insurance.
Love and concern,
Sister Wolf
