Tag Archives: politics

Daddy’s Girl

As we attempt to brace ourselves for a Trump presidency, let’s address the matter of the favorite First Daughter, Ivanka Trump. It’s no secret that Donald finds his daughter attractive. He’ s already said he would date her if he … Continue reading

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Here We Are Now, Entertain Us

It goes without saying that I am horrified and despondent about the election. I don’t even want to type his name. My husband and I have been glued to cable news for hours every day but now we can’t bear … Continue reading

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Dear World, So Sorry!

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The Weiner Vortex

No one warned me about the Weiner documentary. I expected a fun, lurid, behind-the-scenes look at Anthony Weiner’s well-earned fall from grace. But it’s deeply depressing, on every level. I had hoped to get over it, but now he’s back, … Continue reading

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Kellyanne Conway: What A Fucking Cunt!™

I know it’s her job as Donald Trump‘s campaign manager to defend her employer, but Kellyanne Conway‘s capacity and evident relish for lying is beyond anything I have experienced with my own eyes and ears. At first, the lying and … Continue reading

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Psycho

While the news tonight is all about Trump‘s history as a sexual predator, I have trouble remembering that just yesterday I was trying to view him with compassion. I was trying to view him through a different lens: He is … Continue reading

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Melania Grabs a Pussy-Bow Blouse: She Vill Heet You Ten Times Harder!

I was alerted by my friend Shannon that Melania Trump‘s debate-wear tonight was Gucci’s $1,100 “Pussy-Bow Shirt.” It took me a minute to grasp the significance of Melania’s choice,  annoyed as I was that this bitch would try to spoil … Continue reading

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Mike Pence: What A Fucking Cunt!™

Mike Pence makes me want to be a Black Panther. He is everything I hate about white Christian middle America. Smug, intolerant, superior, small-minded, sanctimonious and full of shit. God, what a cunt. He looks and acts like a 50’s … Continue reading

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Is Everyone Insane?

Can we just admit that Trump is ruining our lives? Every day, every hour, it’s non-stop Trump. It’s killing me, but I can’t stop looking for new lies to flip out about, new insults to our intelligence, new interviews with … Continue reading

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If It Walks Like A Slut And It Quacks Like A Slut, It’s Melania!

Melania Trump is mad at The Daily Mail, Politico, and eight other news outlets for reporting that she once worked for an ‘escort agency.’ Her lawyer – the same one who represented Hulk Hogan in his lawsuit against Gawker media … Continue reading

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