Godammit, I’m Mad!

It is my privilege to bestow the first Sister Wolf Godawful Writing Award upon Refinery 29.

Please enjoy the prize-winning masterpiece below:

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For the true connoisseur, it is the writing equivalent of a box of delicious chocolates. I LOVE the last few words, “they so dearly deserves” but for some reason my favorite linguistic fumble is the use of “smattering.”

Congratulations, Refinery 29!

I’m sorry, I need to keep entering these contests at Refinery 29. I am persistent if nothing else.

Yes, I have entered another contest at Refinery 29.  All I have to do is come up with the best outfit for an outdoor party.  Simple, right? Outdoor parties are my fucking life!

The prize is a bottle of the “ultimate pink” nail polish by Deborah Lippman.

Look how that bitch above me has to “throw on” her shoes right after I said I’d “throw on” my Wangs.  What a copycat!