First We Kill All The
Sunday, July 15th, 2012
One day last week, I had the clever idea of paraphrasing Shakespeare with a post called “First we kill all the something,” But now I’ve forgotten what the Something was.
You’d think if I really hated it, I would remember it but you wouldn’t be factoring in my severe memory problems. I’m hoping someone can remind me what the Something is, and presumably it is a group.
Going through my brain’s rolodex of hated things, I have already ruled out:
Republicans
Christian fundamentalists
Fashion bloggers
The members of Cream
The members of Steely Dan
People who say “Everything happens for a reason”
Child molesters
Racists
TV chefs
Godammit, what am I leaving out? This is really bothering me! Please help, if you can.
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*(My husband just responded to my question with “It’s too big a category for you.”)
