Tag Archives: shoes

Oh God, It’s a Shoe

But why??? by Finsk. $999.95

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Open-Back Boots

I was going to pose the question, “These boots would be good for ___”, but Net-a-porter has already explained it! “LD Tuttle’s open-back taupe leather boots exude directional downtown cool.” So the mystery is solved.   They are good for for … Continue reading

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Tomboy Style

Dolce & Gabbana Fall 2011 My first reaction to this collection was: Give me those fucking shoes! It’s nothing to do with trends. I can’t walk in heels and a nice pointy oxford is my holy grail. This whole Teddy … Continue reading

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Suggestions for Jane™ 2-27-2011

My first response to these spring pumps by D&G was: “Sea of Shoes!” I   can’t think of anyone who could wear them better than Jane. No one can do Nutty 70’s Divorcee like Jane does. Somehow she manages to look … Continue reading

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We Will All be Wanting

Pink Docs.

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Things I Don’t Want to See in 2011

It’s time to move on from the big black goat-hair coat.   It was fun for a while but now it’s sad.   Do any normal people wear them, or just fashion blogggers? I don’t want to see any version of the … Continue reading

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Yes, a Hideous Shoe Post

Here is another offering from the cynical monster known as Jeffrey Campbell.   Each time he comes out with one of these, he is slapping his knee and laughing. He wants to see how far he can push today’s brainwashed consumerettes. … Continue reading

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Two “It Girls” for the Price of One

Here is Vanessa Traina, an It Girl I’ve only just discovered thanks to a magazine editorial on her grotesque and pretentious crib, which features a large quantity of fur and a stuffed zebra. I was going to devote a full … Continue reading

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In its Own League of Awesome

(That’s how Solestruck describes this new creation by style butcher Jeffrey Campbell.) I like how this view features chipped toenail polish! But the very best thing of all is the strict directive: “Limit 3 per customer.“

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The Shoe Motherlode

Everyone probably knows about this but me. However just in case I’m not alone in my ignorance, there is a Virtual Shoe Museum where you can marvel at weird shoes all day long! Check out William (Boy) Habraken‘s collection of … Continue reading

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