Godammit, I’m Mad!

Rag and Bone Moto Pants with Removable Kilt,  $695 at shopbop*

“It’s called ‘moto’ because _________________.”

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*Only 2 let!

These metallic pants would look great with ________________.

Sass & Bide, $561 at shopbop.

These Al Wang slit-knee jeans are worth $345 because __________________.

at Shopbop

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*this post is for David Duff, who models his new sarong here.

“Boyfriend/girlfriend Hipster Leggings.”

$97 – shopbop.

What more could you ask for, besides antlers?

“This cotton skirt features a camouflage yoke and multicolored, eco-messaged embroidery. Topstitched snap-flap pockets at hip and paint-spattered snap-flap pockets at sides. Hidden zip and snap closures at front. Drawstring at waist and at asymmetrical bottom hem.”

Whatever.

This skirt would look good with ______________.

$253 at Shopbop, by Prps.

I would pay $1,595 for these shorts if ___________.

Jen Kao at Shopbop.

This Viktor & Rolf shirtdress is a total fiasco.

On the other hand, I like how it manages to evoke both a nurse AND a mental patient.

The perfect accessory: a thermometer.

$1,125 at Shopbop.

What fashionese gibberish would you use to describe this dress?

This skirt makes me  want to __________________________.

Genetic Denim,  $220 at Shopbop.

Of course, leather sweatpants, duh, what a no-brainer!

Who would like to try their hand at some Refinery 29 style prose for this…wardrobe essential?

($895 at Shopbop.)

for when you want to spend $445 to look like you’re wearing a bath towel.

by Haute Hippie at Shopbop.