Godammit, I’m Mad!

(Watch on youTube for HD version) (Yes, the filmmaker has a cold)

I am a Biped from Sister Wolf on Vimeo.

Okay, I’m 56 years old and just following Carine Roitfeld’s lead. Where’s the party?

Now that I’ve done Walker Porn, I can’t compete in the Miss California contest, but that’s cool. Sometimes you just have to make your statement and pay the price.  Again, behold Carine’s statement. I believe she is saying, “Dress However You Want!” unless she’s trying to indicate, “I Am Nuts.”

This time, meet my sister, enjoy my hair, and much much more!

Figuring out how to make a video at my sister’s house. A masterpiece!

UPDATE  9/18/09:  Video removed due to sisterly objections.

When this green jacket was delivered, I was afraid to open the package. But like so many things that are scary at first, it was fucking fabulous.

This is the most beautiful garment you can imagine. Softest lambskin, velvety soft suede collar thingy, the hardware is so sleek and well-designed that it just snaps into place, and god bless Mary, there’s a tiny inner pocket tipped in silver leather.

My husband liked it, too! When I informed him, “If it had a dick, I would blow it!” he did wince a little. He thought I was vulgar, and I’m ashamed of myself, almost. Should I have said “cock?”

The poor man has married a vulgarian, and he deserves so much better. He’s the best husband! I would never cheat on him with this jacket.  But don’t think I won’t be giving it a sneaky feel now and then.

P.S. Notice how I didn’t use the words “smitten,” “epic” “insane” or “sick.” This is why I rule.