Category Archives: Horrible Stuff

My Fellow Americans

I sink I need help. I come to America to marry rich businessman, not to be chudged every minute by the crooked press and my hussband enemies. I hate dis song “My Way” but Donald he don’t care. I tell … Continue reading

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An Exciting Offer From The Neptune Society

A letter from the Neptune Society is a rite of passage I would gladly forego, but they are relentless. I’ve been getting them for a couple of years, and it occurred to me that it might be nice to share … Continue reading

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Trump And Kanye: The Perfect Convergence

It is only natural that Trump invites Kanye to Trump Tower instead of holding that scheduled press conference. Kanye has just been released from a psychiatric ward so he’s the perfect guest for today’s episode of The Trump Show. (And … Continue reading

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Donald Trump: Cunt Of The Year!™

Kudos to Donald Trump for winning this coveted award. He will dismantle public education, health care, environmental protection, voting rights, public housing, and then he will blow up the whole world! Great choice, republicans. Now, we can duck and cover, … Continue reading

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Here We Are Now, Entertain Us

It goes without saying that I am horrified and despondent about the election. I don’t even want to type his name. My husband and I have been glued to cable news for hours every day but now we can’t bear … Continue reading

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Dear World, So Sorry!

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The Weiner Vortex

No one warned me about the Weiner documentary. I expected a fun, lurid, behind-the-scenes look at Anthony Weiner’s well-earned fall from grace. But it’s deeply depressing, on every level. I had hoped to get over it, but now he’s back, … Continue reading

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Complaint Round-up, Take Two

Okay, so there’s skin cancer, big deal, removed and stitched up. If it were a serious life-threatening form of cancer, I would ignore it. But somehow, I’ve ended up making a million doctor appointments, as though I’m a car getting … Continue reading

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Psycho

While the news tonight is all about Trump‘s history as a sexual predator, I have trouble remembering that just yesterday I was trying to view him with compassion. I was trying to view him through a different lens: He is … Continue reading

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Shot In The Face

Today we were waiting in line at our neighborhood Pollo Loco and the line wasn’t moving. I saw that the guy giving his order at the cash register was gesticulating impatiently. Something was up. The guy was raising his voice … Continue reading

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